Here you are safe to celebrate your true self with or without clothes. Travel to the most exotic spots mother nature has to offer with the Captains of Bare Cruising. We might know a thing or two about bare vacationing. And to think it all started back in when 36 passengers went all aboard a clothing-optional dive boat.
Wait, wait. Go back to that “playroom” idea.
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Imagine, if you will, cutting through the pristine waters of the Caribbean Sea on a luxury ocean liner, while watching Goddess Phoenix and her slave boy cause a scene in a dungeon constructed in a repurposed conference room, right before you have sex with multiple people who are not your partner, but also with your partner. This could be you. Until now! Well, sex! Just not on balconies for safety reasons. However, public playrooms and dark room parties -- where indiscriminate sexual contact occurs under poor lighting in passengers' private cabins -- are always an evening option and all manner of adult entertainment abounds, such as Cirque Du Soleil, comedy shows, parades, couples massages, theme nights, and pool deck competitions.
Alright, let’s get right down to it. What actually goes down on these things?
When Mark Haskell Smith joined a naturist cruise, he was alarmed by the brazen display of saggy, baggy and dangly bits. So, how did a 'cottontail' cope amid those bronzed bottoms? And why were his fellow 'nakationers' gawping at his manhood? Finally he said, "
April 1st, , AM. LMAO april fools!!! I can't beleive I fell of that. Good one. Paul Motter. This picture appeared on one of the very first stories we ever did - written by Kuki in and made him the star he is today.